The idea of sending out heartfelt Christmas cards is lovely—until you realize you need to write personal messages to all 57 people on your list. Suddenly, your clever holiday greeting turns into a robotic “Happy Holidays from [Your Name]” scrawl. And don’t even start on postage; it’s like your mailbox demands a ransom of holiday cheer.
Add in the printing mishaps: heads cropped off in the family photo, the dog refusing to smile, and that one typo where you wished everyone a “Mary Crisis.” But hey, the recipients will appreciate your attempt… even if they secretly think email greetings would’ve been fine.