You swear you mailed those Christmas cards and packages on time. Yet, here you are on Christmas Eve, anxiously checking tracking codes that read “In Transit…maybe?” Meanwhile, a box meant for Aunt Linda’s house might be vacationing in Honolulu.
Despite the stress, it’s funny when you imagine your packages enjoying world travel. Take comfort in knowing you’re not alone—somewhere, Santa’s probably shaking his head at the backlog. Next time, consider sending smoke signals or carrier pigeons dressed as elves.