Mariah Carey, we love you, but after hearing that one tune 354 times in a single afternoon, our ears might stage a protest. Every shopping mall, café, and commercial seems set on making sure you never forget that all anyone wants for Christmas is… well, you know.
It’s like the universe hit the “loop” button on holiday jingles. Soon, you’re humming it in your sleep, and even your car’s brakes are squeaking it back at you. But take heart! By New Year’s, your brain will switch gears and fixate on “Auld Lang Syne” instead, ensuring you start January in a symphony of confusion.