Remember when you said you’d start saving for Christmas in January? Yeah, neither do we. Suddenly it’s December and your bank account is glaring at you like a grumpy elf. Trying to find meaningful gifts for everyone is like playing Santa’s twisted scavenger hunt. Aunt Marge wants a self-heating teapot that also sings carols? Sure, why not.
As you fill your online carts with “perfect” presents, you start to wonder if living off ramen noodles until Valentine’s Day is an acceptable life choice. And, of course, after maxing out the credit card, someone insists, “No presents this year—we’re doing a Secret Santa under $5!” Thanks, that’s helpful now.
Take comfort in knowing that come January, you’ll have a delightful stack of returns and gift receipts to occupy your time. Who needs New Year’s resolutions when you can spend the month reversing questionable spending decisions?